This episode of RAW was a night of big returns with Chris Jericho, A.J. Lee, and Miz each making their comebacks this past Monday.
While the big returns are certainly the headline grabbers, this episode of RAW also set up the path to SummerSlam after John Cena’s title win at Money in the Bank. While, I’m no huge Cena fan myself, I believe that last night’s results were really the only logical direction that the WWE could go.
I felt that the other superstars that could have gotten the title push would find themselves with solid programs to keep their respective climbs moving forward with Brock Lensar looming large on the horizon. This episode of RAW went a long way into making that prediction a reality.
However, the show definitely started a bit rough–an unfortunate staple of any Cena title reign…
I’m hoping it’s the former because I will be incredibly sad if yet another one of my favorites goes down to injury.
You are dead to me Adam Rose.
Don’t be a lemon, be a
rosebud
terrible sellout shelling booze on a TV-PG program. Alcohol makes sad parties thrown by goofballs no one shows up to fun, kids!
Look, I understand that Rose is doing what he’s told and I have no issue mixing booze with wrestling, but this whole skit infuriated me. It’s the epitome of a lazy cash grab and someone probably thought they were very clever by having their kayfabe party animal do a live spot for booze.
I would’ve preferred Ryback eating pounds of Subway or the announce team trying to convince us that they really like their unopened Diet Mountain Dews sitting in front of them. That’s not a good thing.
Sandow’s is a perfect Vince McMahon.
As I said yesterday, I’ve come to terms with Sandow’s new gimmick and I’m glad I have. Instead of hating the McMahon cosplay, I accepted it for what it was and was able to enjoy Sandow pulling off the best Vince voices I’ve ever heard. Seriously, it was sublime.
It’s also a crime that had to get squashed by Kali after that masterful work too. Stephanie is the worst for that, but, hey, on the bright-side, Sandow is in a title match*!
*That he’ll have no chance of winning.
Welcome back, Miz! Now get upstaged by the real surprise.
There are times when the WWE can be the most masterful trolls. After teasing a return of a former world champion, Vince’s music hit, some folks in the crowd had to think “Really? That’s the champ we see return?” Once the Miz came out, and then grabbed the mic for a promo, I’m sure fans were lukewarm at best.
But then Jericho’s music hit and everyone lost their damn minds. Well played, WWE, well played.
However, I don’t want to completely dismiss Miz’s return. He delivered one of the better promos that he has in a long time. There were shades of truth in it as there are loads of WWE fans that think his title run a few years back was a fluke; however, like many good heel promos, there is also an element of delusion. Miz, fresh off his “Hollywood” stint now believes that he’s larger than life. Remember how big of a deal he was when we thought he could be the future in the WWE as he headlined Wrestlemania? Yeah, he’s bigger than that in Hollywood.
Miz claims he’s gracing everyone with his presence. In reality, everyone can see through that lie. We all know he’s here to prove people wrong and if he’s trying to channel the same stuff that pushed him to the top a few years ago, we know he will do whatever is needed to get there.
Further, Jericho interrupting him adds yet another layer to Miz’s pathos. Here he was getting his moment in the spotlight, talking about how great he was and then out walks a rock star to upstage him. And man, did that ever piss Miz off.
Miz did something that very few wrestlers do in promos and I wish they did more of: use history. Miz remembers the last time Jericho made a big return. He had his fancy jacket and didn’t say a word or do anything for weeks. Then, after losing a couple of matches, rode back out into the sunset with Fozzy.
Sure, Miz paid for his remarks, but that made them no less true and taking such jabs makes me hope that the Miz of old is back.
Bonus: Bray Wyatt v. Chris Jericho–Hell. Yes. Seeing the Wyatt family surround Jericho flat out gave me goosebumps. I want to see that in the worst way.
Note to self, be more clear with my requests.
From yesterday’s Money in the Bank Report, I requested that the WWE do:
"Something, anything to empower [Summer Rae] and make her look like, oh, I don’t know, a competent, tough wrestler that isn’t in a glass case of emotion because of a breakup."
Well, the WWE…uh…well, they most certainly did something.
Summer Rae decided to come into ring right in the in middle of the Dolph Ziggler/Fandango match and decided to plant on right on Ziggler. I mean, I guess that’s some level of empowering and somewhat of a metaphorical middle finger for Fandago and Layla doing the same to her.
But then things got weird.
Ziggler decided to steal another kiss from Summer Rae and Fandango looked like someone shot his dog. Summer, apparently having all kinds of feelings of an unexpected make out session and watching the man she was trying to win back starting to fall apart decided to…walk out? And as she walked away from the ring both her and Ziggler just couldn’t help but stare at each other because surprise kisses meant to make another man jealous is a recipe for true love.
So now, we have moved from a love triangle to a couples fight. We just had Fandango and Summer feuding with Santino and Emma not too long ago so I guess it’s time to switch up the partners and add in sexual tension between everybody for the hell of it?
It’s just a mess. I can’t wait for Layla to make out with Dolph so Summer can feel betrayed by yet another man and then all four will hate each other. I will then, in turn, hate all four of them because they are becoming the worst possible human beings that have no idea how relationships work.
"This [Paige/Naomi] match should serve as proof the divas can put on solid matches. Now, if we can only give them a solid story to back it up, I’ll be thrilled."