Scumbag NFL Fans Ask Fantasy Football Advice After Cam Newton Car Crash

By Josh Hill | Dec 9, 2014

Nov 16, 2014; Charlotte, NC, USA; Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton (1) looks to pass the ball during the fourth quarter against the Atlanta Falcons at Bank of America Stadium. The Falcons defeated the Panthers 19-17. Mandatory Credit: Jeremy Brevard-USA TODAY Sports /

Cam Newton was involved in a serious car crash on Tuesday afternoon, and the knuckledraggers of the world are asking for Fantasy Football advice.

Sometimes sports are completely and totally secondary to real life, and the football world received a dose of that on Tuesday afternoon when Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton was involved in a major car crash in Charlotte.

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While most people first thought of Cam’s well being and his family as pictures of the terrifying scene popped up on Twitter, the mouth breathers out there had a different concern — what does Cam Newton’s car crash mean for their fantasy football team.

You’d think that people were joking, but almost all of the fantasy football related questions or jokes cracked on Twitter were either very serious, completely tasteless and often times both. If you want to know why you can’t find any paste for your arts and crafts at the moment, it’s because these people have eaten it all and washed it down by huffing some Whip Cream cans.

How you know it is the Fantasy Football playoffs: Get an alert on my phone that Cam Newton is in car wreck first though is "Bench Benjamin"
— Paul Landry (@MrPaulLandry) December 9, 2014

I hope Cam Newton is okay but out for two weeks cc: my boyfriends fantasy roster 😎
— ronnie (@mamabassbunny) December 9, 2014

Cam Newton's careless driving just cost me the fantasy post season.
— Jack Dalton (@dalton_segrue) December 9, 2014

And God Bless America.

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