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See terrifying photos of a giant alligator on a golf course

By Stanford Crissey

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Terrifying photos of a huge alligator on a golf course.

When you are trying to golf, there are a lot of obstacles you can face. Your ball might go into the lake, or the forest. Your clubs might break (because you threw them on the ground when your ball went into the lake or forest). You might be playing against James Bond for a bar of gold, and he might sabotage you.

At the top of the list of things you don’t expect to run into, a giant, terrifying alligator just might top the list.

So imagine being a patron of Myakka Pines Golf Club in Englewood, Fla. You’re trying to golf, but you run into this enormous reptile:

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(photos via Facebook)

No one would blame you for running away scared from that thing. Here’s another photo:

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The alligator has clearly made its home on this green, and it would probably be best for all concerned to just let it be. There will be no more gold here; this is its home now.

It’s either that or call the Jurassic Park guys, because that looks an awful lot like a dinosaur. Better get Chris Pratt in here quickly. But not Wayne Knight. Do not call Wayne Knight’s character.

Seriously, that thing looks like one of those old-school video game bosses that takes up two screens. It will eat your golfing buddies, your children, and your hometown.

If you live somewhere other than Florida, and were thinking of moving after the harsh winter, consider this the worst tourism ad ever.

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