Blazers fan’s Chris Kaman shirt is amazing and terrifying all at once

Photos of a Blazers fan’s hilarious Chris Kaman shirt

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Sometimes a jersey is not enough.

Sometimes, a player deserves something more than a replica jersey. He has captured the hearts of the fans so much that mere words will never be enough.

When that’s the case, you need the player’s full face on your shirt. And that goes double if the player is Chris Kaman.

What. Is. That!?

That is a shirt of true dedication. Because there’s no way that was sold in a store; there are probably some sort of government regulations preventing stores from selling something so terrifying. So this fan made that shirt herself, which prompts some questions, namely: 1) Why? and 2) WHY???

Naturally, the sight of the Chris Kaman shirt catapulted this Blazers fan to instant stardom. The paparazzi began following her around, and soon it was too much to take, as evidenced by this video:

Well I hope you’ve learned your lesson, Blazers fan. When you make a nightmarish shirt featuring Chris Kaman’s face (on both sides!), only success will follow.

But imagine sitting behind her at the game, and having Chris Kaman’s lifeless, pixellated face staring back at you. The Blazers may have a lawsuit on their hands soon enough, from terrified fans.

Hopefully Kaman has seen the shirt himself by now, and has decided to wear it to the Blazers’ next game. Actually, wouldn’t it be amazing if instead of jerseys, the team just wore shirts with huge pictures of their own faces?

You can have this idea, Portland. I’m offering it to you for free. It’s for the greater good of humanity.

Although on second thought, the greater good might be better served if we never have to see that Kaman shirt again.

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