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LeBron James’ secret weapon is a freezing chamber (Video)

By Josh Hill

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LeBron James likes to keep his body in tip-top shape, and the secret all along has been a bizarre freezing chamber. 

The Cleveland Cavaliers need to have LeBron james healthy if they want to win an NBA title this season, and we found out on Wednesday night what his secret weapon is.

It’s not countless hours in the gym, a strict regiment of protein shakes and low carb foods — instead, it’s a freezing chamber?

If you ever want to be like LeBron James, apparently all you need is a carbon freezing chamber and a few minutes of your time. It was revealed during Game 2 on Wednesday night that LeBron James uses a freezing chamber to chill his body to the point where it thinks it’s freezing and therefore emits special proteins and nutrients to keep his body in tip-top condition.

Thank goodness LeBron only has the Bulls after him in this series and not any bounty hunters.

We know that athletes go nuts about keeping their bodies in top shape, but this takes Brandon Marshall’s $200,000 a year treatment on his body to intergalactic levels of amazingness. Just think for a second about the dedication it takes to literally freeze your body with nitrogen and trick it into thinking it’s freezing to death.

All of that for a trophy.

LeBron James had better be careful, as there are some serious risks in using nitrogen on your body. Just ask Boris from GoldenEye how well that worked out for him.

At least we’ll know why LeBron freezes at the free throw line if he starts throwing up bricks in this series.

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