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You can bet on who Tiger Woods will date next

By Alexandra Huber

Nov 17, 2013; Denver, CO, USA; American golfer Tiger Woods with girlfriend American skier Lindsey Vonn on the sidelines before the game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Denver Broncos at Sports Authority Field at Mile High. Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports
Nov 17, 2013; Denver, CO, USA; American golfer Tiger Woods with girlfriend American skier Lindsey Vonn on the sidelines before the game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Denver Broncos at Sports Authority Field at Mile High. Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports /
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Sports betting website lists odds on who will be Tiger Woods’ next girlfriend.

Tiger Woods and skiing Olympian Lindsey Vonn are officially broken up, which means that Tiger is back on the prowl (probably).

To celebrate the occasion, sports betting site PaddyPower.com released odds on which famous woman will be the next one on Tiger’s arm.

This list features some of the hottest women on the planet, all of which are too good for Tiger, obviously. Just for fun, though, let’s go through one by one and judge how likely this relationship is to happen.

1. Elin Nordegren – 7/1

Ok, this fact that Elin has the best odds should disqualify this list from the get go. Everyone knows you don’t get back together with your ex. It never works and it almost always leaves things worse than they were before. Elin (rightfully) attacked Tiger with a golf club after he had a few, um, indiscretions. Elin is certainly his type (duh,they were married) but there is no way these two get back together.

Chance these two date: 3 out of 10

2. Nicole Scherzinger – 12/1

Nicole, current solo artist and former PussyCat Doll, split from long-time boyfriend Lewis Hamilton, the Formula 1 star, in March. Though Hamilton and Woods look a bit alike, this breakup is pretty fresh. They dated on and off for seven years – that’s a long time. I doubt Nicole is ready to move on just yet, let alone with Tiger Woods.

Chance these two date: 5 out of 10

3. Tie: Irina Shayk and Cameron Diaz – 16/1

Russian beauty Irina is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model so she is probably already on Tiger’s short list. Good option right? Wrong. Irina was caught making out with Bradley Cooper at Rihanna’s Met Gala after-party on Monday night. Cooper and Woods aren’t exactly comparable dudes and it’s pretty unlikely that he’d be able to pull Irina away from the Cooper grasp.

Chance these two date: 5 out of 10

Diaz definitely fits the Woods look profile, but Diaz is way too funny to date Tiger, a guy with zero personality. Not only would she outshine him, but he would bore the hell out of her. Then again, opposites sometimes attract.

Chance these two date: 7 out of 10

4. Miranda Kerr – 20/1

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Miranda Kerr? This Victoria’s Secret Angel recently had a baby with, and was married to, Orlando Bloom. I said ORLANDO BLOOM. Even though the couple is now divorced, you do not go from Orlando Bloom to Tiger Woods, you just don’t. That’s, like, the rules of feminism.

Chance these two date: 4 out of 10

Also listed at 20/1 is Jenna Jameson. If I were someone who bets on ridiculous things, that’s where my money would go.

Other potential worthy bets include:

– Lindsay Lohan (25/1). Lohan might just be crazy enough to date Woods. She needs something to bring her back from obscurity.

– Caroline Wozniacki (40/1). Caroline is a blonde athlete so she fits the Vonn mold. Thing is, she was recently spotted with J.J. Watt at the Wisconsin v. Duke National Championship game. The Watt to Woods jump seems like a long one.

– Paris Hilton (50/1). Paris has dated everyone. So, why not.

View the rest of the list here. Any dating prospects that you think were left off? Leave suggestions in the comments section.

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