J.R. Smith had a rough series, including a 5-15 shooting performance tonight, as the Cavs fell to the Warriors in the Finals. But yet, while J.R. struggled on the court, off the court was another story.
Tonight, Smith added to his legend by riding off into the night on his hovercraft machine while holding a Coors Light. They say money can’t buy you happiness, but I’m sorry, that’s just incorrect. Even though you lost the Finals, how can you be unhappy when you’re riding a hovercraft thing and drinking The Banquet Beer? It’s impossible. It does not compute.
J.R. Smith gliding through the hallways of Quicken Loans Arena with a Coors Light in hand and his feet on his hovercraft. Gotta love J.R.
— Ken Berger (@KBergNBA) June 17, 2015
See ya next year, JR PhunkeeDuck. pic.twitter.com/GbnIN7Ko8g
— Taco Trey Kerby (@treykerby) June 17, 2015
After this exit, our favorite Canadian actor-turned-rapper might have to change the lyrics to “oh my god, oh my god, J.R. Smith is a legend.”
So long, J.R. Tighten those drawstrings on your hoodie and ride off into the dark night. We’ll see you again soon. Until then, I can’t wait for you to tweet something wild during the offseason.