Kyle Long training camp whip is no joke
Kyle Long rode into training camp in style on Saturday.
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There are whips and then there are W-H-I-P-S. You know what I mean? Like anyone can roll into training camp in a Bentley or Ferrari or McLaren, right? Hell, I’m a lowly home blogging champion, and that’s just a Tuesday morning for me. That means those rides are definitely a snoozer for NFLers.
Now, what Kyle Long is riding out in is something special. Dude rolled into camp on a tricked out Big Wheel. Fire engine red with black lines snaking throughout the frame. Chromed out spokes. And don’t you know those tassels are red, white and blue – it’s the ‘Merican way.
The throwback nostalgia thing is huge these days (snapbacks, movies about board games, etc.), and Long is taking the game to the next level. Dude is so badass he goes bucket head instead of helmets. Forget Space Chariots and Phunkee Ducks, #BigWheelLife is where it’s at.
That’s how you save legs for a season – nobody’s getting to Cutler this year.
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