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Sasquatch primed to dominate the National Football League

By Jonathan Bass

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Sasquatch appears primed to take the NFL by storm.

Remember last year when the world got its closeup of Baylor monster Shawn Oakman, and the Internet nearly collapsed on itself just drooling over his NFL potential? Well, with all due respect to Mr. Oakman, there is a legitimate monster ready to take the National Football League by storm.

Some call him Jack. Others call him Papagenu. And to some (see: this author) he goes by Papa Sas. You might know him as the legendary Sasquatch.

Yup, you read that correctly, Sasquatch is ready to bring both of his big feet to the NFL and dominate the league.

Sasquatch was scouted by nature enthusiast, (subpar) amateur photographer and former NFL wide receiver Amani Toomer. Proving that you may leave the league, but the league never leaves you, Toomer spied Sas while on a hike with the family. Rather than let the notorious recluse ride silently into the night, Toomer put on his recruiting hat and convinced the big hairy one to hit training camp.

After all, Sasquatch has all the tools to make it big in the league: height, deceptive speed, good footwork, ridiculous strength and a wingspan that would cause Jay Bilas to drool all over himself.

Below is a look at former quarterback Boomer Esiason and Toomer discussing the league’s next great superstar.

For more of the Sasquatch saga, and to see him dominate on the field, kick on over to Sports Illustrated. Don’t be that guy who completely missed the hype train on the prospect with the highest upside in NFL history.

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