HEY GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING AT NETS TRAINING CAMP???
By Ian Levy
So training camps have started around the league, and everyone does things a little bit differently. And that includes the Brooklyn Nets, who are starting things off by umm…watching Mikhail Prokhorov do party tricks?
Seriously, what is going on here?
He’s dribbling a ball that looks more like a volleyball while also bouncing a tennis ball on some sort of board? And then he switches hands? Is it some sort of hand-eye coordination drill? Or is Prokhorov just doing it to show off? (He’s probably just showing off.)
Why is there a guy off to the side of him doing the same thing? Who is that guy?
Why are they at Duke’s gym?
Why are the guys sitting around him on the floor like they’re watching a counselor at summer camp?
Is this all they’re doing during training camp?
Is this why they’re so bad, because they just spend all their time watching Prokhorov show off his odd skills?
OH MY GOD WAIT THERE ARE MORE THINGSSSSSS. SOMEONE HELP HE’S GOT MORE TRICKS.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
THIS ISN’T EVEN THAT COOL.
HE’S LIKE USING THE ONE BALL TO DRIBBLE THE OTHER BALL? BUT HE’S PUTTING SOME KIND OF SPIN ON IT? WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS?
SOMEONE PLEASE GO SAVE THE NETS.