It’s Meltdown Tuesday. Buckle up.
Bass: It’s been a couple of weeks. Sorry about that. I’ve been on a two-week bender since HBC stepped down. Finally back at it
Verderame: Nice game by Florida State, they lost to a team that shouldn’t even be in Division I football
Bass: Have you ever been to a GA Tech game?
Verderame: No, I don’t believe in torturing myself
Bass: There’s like 17 people in the stands. Pretty stadium, but all the poor bastards in attendance are borderline shuking from eating at the Varsity restaurant beforehand.
Bass: There is a secret bar down below … that’s fun.
Bass: But yeah, FSUcks.
Verderame: Before that loss, Jimbo Fisher was a champion coach with a funny name. Now? He’s a grown man named jimbo who lost to Georgia Tech. My God, the man’s name is Jimbo
Bass: FSU fans are calling him Lemon Booty Jimbo – LBJ! It’s perfect. Almost as good as his postgame presser.
Bass: Somebody remind the man that he’s two years removed from a national championship!
Verderame: Fisher looks like a damn fool, and we are probably about two months away from 25 more FSU players being under some kind of legal investigation
Bass: Maybe. His teams seem to do better when that’s the case …
Verderame: Luckily we don’t have to see his mug in the college football playoff … then again, it’s not about winning …
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