The Golden State Warriors are feeling 22
By Ian Levy
Last night the Golden State Warriors took care of business against the lowly Brooklyn Nets to run their record to 22-0, the longest undefeated streak to start a season in the history of the four major American sports.
It is truly an incredible accomplishment. One, in fact, that can only be properly celebrated in one way: a video of Warriors highlights set to Taylor Swift’s classic “22“. I’ve also taken the time to rewrite T-Swift’s song to be about the Warriors, since I know that’s what you all were looking for. Anyways, here goes.
It feels like a perfect night, to come back on the Clippers
To make fun of the Rockets, uh uh, uh uh
It feels like a perfect night, for Curry to get hot
To fall in love with triples, uh uh, uh uh
Yeah,
We shoot threes their automatic every single time
It’s incredible and magical, oh yeah
Tonight’s the night when we forget about the defense
It’s time, uh uh
I don’t know about you, but we’ve won 22
Everything will be alright cause, teams’ don’t know what to do
They can’t stop us from three, but they get a nice view
Everything will be alright, if we just keep playing like these 22
22
It seems like one of those nights
Oracle’s too crowded, too many Dubs fan, uh uh, uh uh
(Who’s Steph Curry anyway? Ew)
It seems like one of those nights
The Clippers ditch the game plan, and end up dreaming
Instead of winning
Yeah,
We shoot threes their automatic every single time
It’s incredible and magical, oh yeah
Tonight’s the night when we forget about the defense
It’s time, uh uh