Tim Tebow with a ponytail will haunt your dreams
A fortunately timed picture gave the world a nightmarish glimpse of what Tim Tebow with a ponytail would look like
The College Football Playoff National Championship was played between the Alabama Crimson Tide and the Clemson Tigers on Monday night and many of the greats in the history of college football were in attendance. Alabama ultimately went on to pick up the win and their fourth title in the last seven years, but the world lost thanks to having seen the image of what former Florida Gators quarterback and current ESPN analyst Tim Tebow would look like with a ponytail.
Tebow, who won a couple of titles in his day in the college ranks, was on the sideline soaking in the action on Monday night. While there, someone snapped a picture of him and the group around him at the most (un)fortunate angle ever that essentially made the woman’s ponytail to his right look like his own. The results were scarring:
If only that were actually his ponytail. ESPN needs a college football analyst that looks like he drives a Camaro with a door that’s the wrong color because he picked it up at the junkyard while he smokes Marlboro reds. Tebow could be that guy.
This is only a perfectly timed picture for right now, but fans can dream (or have nightmares) that this is actually a premonition of what’s to come. Vote for Tim Tebow’s ponytail in 2016. It’s the tattered Def Leppard t-shirt for his head that the fans deserve.