BAE Index 1/13/16: LeBron James Flying Death Machine

Jan 12, 2016; Dallas, TX, USA; Cleveland Cavaliers forward LeBron James (23) motions to the Dallas Mavericks bench during the first half at the American Airlines Center. Mandatory Credit: Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

Welcome to the BAE Index.

Flying Death Machine

LeBron James doesn’t resort to dunking over humans to score points as much as he used to but, when the situation calls for it (and you give him a wide open lane) that’s exactly what he’ll do to tie a game if need be. The Mavericks learned this lesson the hard way.

Kristeph Porzingis

Kristaps Porzingis has no chill. This rookie is hurling 3-pointers from the parking lot of Latvian McDonalds on the world’s biggest stage. NBD.

Robin Olajuwan

Kristaps’ front court partner Robin Lopez has some moves of his own. In today’s first episode of Throwback Tuesday, Lopez did his best impression of Hakeem Olajuwan.

Robin LOlajuwon pic.twitter.com/gd8aaaemvu
— Tommy Beer (@TommyBeer) January 13, 2016

Milwally Oop

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Mailman

And now we return to Throwback Tuesday. In this episode, we have LeBron James doing his best Karl Malone impression. And by best, I mean WOWWWWWW. LeBron should win a Golden Globe for best comedy/musical for this one.