BAE Index 1/13/16: LeBron James Flying Death Machine

Jan 12, 2016; Dallas, TX, USA; Cleveland Cavaliers forward LeBron James (23) motions to the Dallas Mavericks bench during the first half at the American Airlines Center. Mandatory Credit: Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports /

Welcome to the BAE Index.

Flying Death Machine

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LeBron James doesn’t resort to dunking over humans to score points as much as he used to but, when the situation calls for it (and you give him a wide open lane) that’s exactly what he’ll do to tie a game if need be. The Mavericks learned this lesson the hard way.

Kristeph Porzingis

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Kristaps Porzingis has no chill. This rookie is hurling 3-pointers from the parking lot of Latvian McDonalds on the world’s biggest stage. NBD.

Robin Olajuwan

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Kristaps’ front court partner Robin Lopez has some moves of his own. In today’s first episode of Throwback Tuesday, Lopez did his best impression of Hakeem Olajuwan.

Robin LOlajuwon pic.twitter.com/gd8aaaemvu
— Tommy Beer (@TommyBeer) January 13, 2016

Milwally Oop

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We interrupt this episode of Throwback Tuesday for a quick message from our sponsor: “The Greek Freak.”

Mailman

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And now we return to Throwback Tuesday. In this episode, we have LeBron James doing his best Karl Malone impression. And by best, I mean WOWWWWWW. LeBron should win a Golden Globe for best comedy/musical for this one.

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