Patty Mills thinks Boban Marjanovic can eat more sausage than Boris Diaw

Boban Marjanovic may or may not be the hypothetical G.O.A.T. of sausage eating contests.

Just ask Patty Mills.

Never mind, Tom Petrini of Project Spurs already did:

"Tom: Alright time for some sausage talk now. Who do you think would win a sausage eating contest, Boban or Boris?Patty: OOOOOH GREAT question!Tom: Or maybe some other dark horse.Patty: Oh that is a great question. Umm, I would throw in our ex-teammate Aron Baynes in there as a top 3, but if it’s out of Boban and Boris… I wanna root for Boris cause I reckon he could but I think Boban just has him covered. Cause he can inhale those things probably. Too easy."

Solid reasoning here from Patty.

Boban can basically palm a Volkswagen Beetle, so of course he’s going to win a San Antonio Spurs sausage eating contest, regardless of how many days, hours, minutes or seconds it has been since Boris Diaw last ate.

Here’s a list of some other contests Boban would easily win:

1. Chicken wing eating contest
2. Boxing with a Grizzly bear contest
3. Pork-stuffed cabbage roll eating contest
4. Piggyback ride-giving contest
5. Sour cherry strudel eating contest
6. Dunking without leaving your feet contest
7. Whole rack of ribs in one bite eating contest
8. “My feet are bigger than yours and you know what that means: I have bigger socks than you” contest
9. Frosting right out of the can eating contest
10. Clean-shaven Paul Bunyan-lookalike contest

Can you think of any other contests Boban would win?

“All of them” is, by the way, most definitely an acceptable answer.