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BAE Index, 4/12/16: Seth Curry gonna Seth

Apr 11, 2016; Phoenix, AZ, USA; Sacramento Kings guard Seth Curry (30) handles the ball against Phoenix Suns guard Ronnie Price (14) in the first half at Talking Stick Resort Arena. Mandatory Credit: Jennifer Stewart-USA TODAY Sports
Apr 11, 2016; Phoenix, AZ, USA; Sacramento Kings guard Seth Curry (30) handles the ball against Phoenix Suns guard Ronnie Price (14) in the first half at Talking Stick Resort Arena. Mandatory Credit: Jennifer Stewart-USA TODAY Sports
Mandatory Credit: Jennifer Stewart-USA TODAY Sports
Mandatory Credit: Jennifer Stewart-USA TODAY Sports

Welcome to the BAE Index.

Seth gonna Seth

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I’ve got a theory. Sacramento Kings fans, who live about a two hour drive from where the Golden State Warriors play, want badly to have their own Stephen Curry. There is no doubt that came into play when the Kings signed Curry’s brother Seth. Seth has been playing a key rotational role for Sacramento lately, and hasn’t been that bad. In fact, he’s sometimes even good.

Right, so, my theory: The Kings fans have telepathically willed Seth to be more like Steph. How else do you explain this?

Russell Dishbrook

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Russell Westbrook is so good he can make Andre Roberson score.

JJ Hickson coast to coast… wait what?

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I don’t remember eating the whole bag of shrooms, but here we are.

Greek Freakin’

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On a night where Seth Curry is Steph Curry, Andre Roberson scored a basket and JJ Hickson went coast to coast for a dunk (seriously? I’ve still not come down from these shrooms?) it can make the things that Giannis Antetokounmpo look normal.

For example, this chase down block on Never Google.

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