Kevin Seraphin will win all the theme park prizes
Kevin Seraphin might still be a free agent, but the lack of a NBA contract isn’t stopping him from having a good time this offseason.
Spending time in California, like almost every NBA player does, Seraphin made his way over to Pacific Park in Santa Monica. During his fun in the sun he decided to showcase his skills at the park’s basketball game.
Let’s get a full breakdown on Kevin Seraphin’s theme park game.
First there’s style, Seraphin opted to go with a royal blue tank and teal/aquamarine short combo accentuated with a Boston Red Sox fitted hat and navy low tops. This outfit says, “I just got out of bed and needed to kill time before a workout”.
Next, there’s the actual shooting. Like most games at amusement parks this basketball shot is tailored in a way that make the odds harder for novices to be successful. The rim is just wide enough for the ball to fit through, but only if placed in the perfect spot. Though the elongated net may look harmless not having an opening at the bottom can affect the shooter’s depth perception.
More from NBA
- Predicting NBA’s Christmas Day Schedule: Lakers, Warriors highlight slate of postseason rematches
- 3 reasons the Blazers should trade Damian Lillard to the Heat and 2 reasons they shouldn’t
- LeBron James, Giannis, Damian Lillard all want that Mbappé money
- Jaylen Brown signs richest contract in NBA history without a left hand
- NBA rumors: Pistons determined to trade Killian Hayes
However, since Seraphin is a professional these little tricks have less of an effect on him. He calmly nets the first three shots before seeing the fourth spin out. Pressure builds as Seraphin’s chances of taking home the prize of his choice rests on the outcome of his fifth and final shot. Seraphin doesn’t break his rhythm and smoothly swishes the final one. As the raucous crowd of two to three people behind him cheer–more cheers than he and the New York Knicks heard at Madison Square Garden last year–Seraphin steps forward to collect his plush toy that looked like it was supposed to be a tiger, yet had more of a stunted giraffe look to it.
Next: Speaking of games, Andre Drummond really cares how he looks in 2k17
If I’m Kevin Seraphin I am hitting up any Los Angeles Clippers in their DM showing them that his 83 percent free throw shooting from last season was no fluke. Stranger things have happened during the Doc Rivers GM era (no one’s forgotten that Jared Dudley trade Glenn).