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What NFL teams deserve this Christmas

By Andrew Hammond

Dec 8, 2013; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; New York Jets cheerleaders perform in Christmas costumes during the game against the Oakland Raiders at MetLife Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 8, 2013; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; New York Jets cheerleaders perform in Christmas costumes during the game against the Oakland Raiders at MetLife Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports /
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Dec 18, 2016; Arlington, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott (21) runs the ball in the fourth quarter against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at AT&T Stadium. Dallas Cowboys won 26-20. Mandatory Credit: Tim Heitman-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 18, 2016; Arlington, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott (21) runs the ball in the fourth quarter against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at AT&T Stadium. Dallas Cowboys won 26-20. Mandatory Credit: Tim Heitman-USA TODAY Sports /

Dallas Cowboys – There’s only one thing you can give the Cowboys this season, and that is a Super Bowl trophy. Actually, no, that will make them and their fans even more insufferable. Forget I even said it!

Philadelphia Eagles – While the Eagles haven’t been terrible this season, you’ve gotta give them a redo on their current five-game losing streak, turn a few of those “L’s” into “W’s” and the NFC East race is so much different right now.

Washington Redskins – Yeah, it’s probably impossible but if the Redskins can avoid Seattle or Green Bay in the playoffs, then they’d take whatever route you could give them.

New York Giants – A wedding for Odell Beckham Jr. and the kicking net. No, we haven’t forgotten, Odell, not at all.

Minnesota Vikings – Minnesota is getting Norv Turner for Christmas. Why? ‘Cause ever since he “resigned,” the Minnesota offense has gone down the toilet.

Detroit Lions – Super glue, gorilla glue or basically anything they can get their hands on to hold on to their lead in the NFC North.

Green Bay Packers – A Week 17 date with the Detroit Lions and the NFC North on the line. Chances are this could be happening, and on Sunday Night Football.

Chicago Bears – A new coach and new quarterback because they’re both getting replaced at the end of the season anyway.

Carolina Panthers – A time machine so they could not low-ball Josh Norman on his contract. What a game changer that might’ve been this season.

New Orleans Saints – A defense, like the last few seasons. Poor Drew Brees.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Like the Raiders, a home playoff game would do wonders for the Bucs’ fan base as they are one of the teams with a legitimately bright future in the NFC.

Atlanta Falcons – A path to the Super Bowl that’s easy as hell, because if they have to travel to Green Bay, Seattle or Dallas, then things won’t end well.

San Francisco 49ers – A new QB. Look, I love ya Kaepernick, but it’s just not working in San Francisco and the Niners won’t be firing Chip Kelly anytime soon. That might be on next year’s list, however.

Seattle Seahawks – A date with Dallas in the NFC Title Game. I want to see the NFC’s best go head-to-head. We deserve it!

Arizona Cardinals – I think Arizona needs a redo on this season, as they are one of the biggest letdowns in 2016.

Los Angeles Rams-Hey, you don’t have Jeff Fisher anymore. So, yeah — Merry Christmas!

That’s enough gifts for now, Santa Hammond will be back again next season.

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