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Seahawks P Jon Ryan compared Raiders’ move to relationships

By Carly Regehr

Oct 23, 2016; Glendale, AZ, USA; Seattle Seahawks punter Jon Ryan (9) against the Arizona Cardinals at University of Phoenix Stadium. The game ended in a 6-6 tie after overtime. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports
Oct 23, 2016; Glendale, AZ, USA; Seattle Seahawks punter Jon Ryan (9) against the Arizona Cardinals at University of Phoenix Stadium. The game ended in a 6-6 tie after overtime. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports /
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An NFL punter responded to the Oakland Raiders moving to Vegas by establishing relationship goals.

When a punter has some mean words to exchange with you, that’s when you know you have crossed the line.

As for the Raiders’ relocation to Vegas, Seahawks punter Jon Ryan used that to his full advantage, possibly citing a personal experience.

It’s also just pure joy when one of the “softer positions” in the NFL mocks another organization.

As for the Raiders’ relocation to Vegas, Seahawks punter Jon Ryan used that to his full advantage, possibly citing a personal experience. It’s also just pure joy when one of the “softer positions” in the NFL mocks another organization.

Talk about being in need of a therapy session.

It remains unclear as to whether or not Ryan played the victim in a certain, personal situation, but it adds perspective. The fact that the Raiders used Oakland as storage space makes a fool out of the NFL higher ups that sip on aged whiskey in their penthouse suites. The relocation continues to make zero sense because they have no place to sleep until 2020. In the meantime, the Vegas Raiders might have to bunk with the UNLV Rebels at Sam Boyd Stadium until the completion of the Raiders’ domed stadium.

Meanwhile, Seahawks P Jon Ryan will be quite cozy in the locker room of CenturyLink Field in Seattle. Home to the Seahawks since 2002, the stadium has held its own pretty fairly and there are no plans on moving out anytime soon. In other words, the Seahawks seem to be in a more stable relationship than the Vegas Raiders. And Ryan’s pretty much content with that conclusion.

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Ryan’s also one of the most Average Joes in America. Aside from being married to comedienne Sarah Colonna and getting drilled by opposing special teams units, he has another streak going for himself. Back in 2015, he participated in American Ninja Warrior alongside two NFL teammates that would act as drill instructors. Ryan lived up to expectations, tallying another loss for punters worldwide for their lack of coordination. Needless to say, his words on the Raiders’ situation should not serve as a modus operandi for anyone looking for long-term commitments.