At long last, Patriots living legend Tom Brady has risen to the occasion and forged a bond with Aston Martin, a car company that matches his ridiculous level of unparalleled greatness.
According to ESPN’s intrepid sports biz reporter and maniacal tweeter, Darren Rovell, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has reached a multiyear endorsement deal with Aston Martin.
The high-end car manufacturer announced the deal on Friday, indicating Sir Thomas will be promoting the existing “DB11” while also designing his very own, Tommy-driven version of the Aston Martin “Vanquish S.”
Naturally, only 12 will be made because No. 12 is calling the shots now and when Tommy calls the shots, things tend to fall into their desired place almost perfectly.
Kinda like following up the DB11 model with the “DB12.”
That’s pure destiny at work, kids.
But the one rather crucial factor — and it’s pretty key in this particular scenario — is that you need to have $300k sitting around, eagerly awaiting your next car purchase.
Tom Brady Designing His Own $300K Aston Martin, Only 12 Being Made https://t.co/WjYXmghaaH
— TMZ Sports (@TMZ_Sports) May 19, 2017
In the meantime, however, until Tommy’s flawless blueprints become a reality, anyone with a mountain of readily available cash who had been wavering on purchasing such a pristine vehicle — the DB11 goes for about $212,000 — now has the necessary motivation to proceed thanks to Tom Brady’s worldly stamp of approval on the Aston Martin brand.
I’m no James Bond but… Proud to announce my new partnership with Aston Martin!
Posted by Tom Brady on Friday, May 19, 2017
Here’s more from ESPN:
"“We’re looking for partnerships that make the brand resonate and to make sure people know who we are,” Aston Martin’s North American president Laura Schwab told ESPN. “Tom and Aston Martin are similarly aligned in their path to excellence."
Got it.
But I’m pretty sure everyone who needed to know about Aston Martin already knew about Aston Martin. It’s always been the kind of upscale car that sells itself without the need of any outside push.
Now, had Tom Brady signed a deal to exclusively promote Toyota Corollas, I’m almost positive sales for that model would’ve shot up at least 485% over the next year. Hell, maybe over the next month.
For Aston Martin, though? Not sure they really needed to do this.
Alas, this is where we stand.
In our UGGs.
Ideally on the hood of an Aston Martin.
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