10 NBA players who would crush the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest

J.R. Smith

I don’t know if J.R. Smith would be good in a hot dog eating contest. But I definitely want to see J.R. Smith in a hot dog eating contest. I wouldn’t be shocked if J.R. managed to eat anywhere between 10 to 30 hot dogs.

I also wouldn’t be shocked if, right as the horn blew to signify the start of the event, J.R. had other plans. He would take his shirt off for no other reason than he realized it was on. He would pick up the perfectly cooked hot dog, tossing away the ones that are over or under cooked. He would walk across the street to grab some ketchup, mustard, chili, and cheese because J.R. Smith does not eat his hot dogs plain. He would debate with the cashier as to whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich. He would win that debate. I’m not sure which side he’s actually on, but I know he would win. He would take pictures with fans and drink a beer as he makes his way back to the event. He would load up his hot dog will all of the purchased condiments. And he would manage to take one perfect bite before the horn blows again, signifying the end of the event.

J.R. Smith may eat one single bite in the contest, but it would be the most perfect bite ever in a good eating competition. And that’s why J.R. Smith should be in every event known to man.