One Christmas gift for each NFL team
By John Buhler
Cincinnati Bengals: Awesome jackets because they’re only playing cold games now
The Cincinnati Bengals are somehow still in the AFC playoff picture despite being one of the worst Marvin Lewis led teams in decades. Well, it feels like decades anyway. At 5-6, these Queen City tigers are alive and kicking in the frigid AFC North. However, they are going to have to do so as outdoor cats the rest of the way.
Sure, they play for games in The Jungle the rest of the way, but only in Cincinnati can you have a jungle that routinely hangs out at 30 degrees Fahrenheit in December. Only in America, but especially in Cincinnati. So what can we give these playmakers for Christmas on one, two, three…
The best jackets money can buy. We’re not talking about Trevor Siemian Skittles dispenser jackets, but something that Broadway Joe Namath would wear on the sidelines or something Barry Switzer would come down to Texas to try to get your to play for the Sooners in.
Nothing would be more purrfect than to see Vontaze Burfict in the sweetest cold-weather fuzzy jacket of all time. He’s needs to look a little more friendly anyway. Even though the Bengals play in the road in Minneapolis, it’s really cold there Have you ever seen Fargo? Well, okay then. It turns out the Bengals got the best presents of all the teams. These sort of things happen when you haven’t won a playoff game in the internet era. Playmakers on three!