NBA Valentine’s Day messages to warm your heart

Happy Valentine’s Day, lovers and friends. It’s the only day each year where it’s acceptable to eat hearts.

Players all around the NBA are celebrating the day by sending gifts to their secret crushes and significant others. Thanks to a secret spy in the post office, I have gotten my hands on gifts being sent by various players around the league.

To: The Rivers Family

From: Chris Paul

Gift: Clint Capela

Message: Behind you

To: Dwyane Wade

From LeBron James

Gift: A gift basket containing wine, photos of the two throughout the years, His & Her wine glasses, and mouthwash.

Message: We cool?

To: Gaul Peorge

From: Magic Johnson

Gift: Lakers media guide

Message: Dear player currently not on the Lakers. I hope this media guide finds you well. It features our current roster to help you familiarize yourself. There is no hidden intention behind this guide. I am sending it to you as a scouting report when we see you in the playoffs. *winking face* If you need contact information for any of the players, please let me know. They are open to talking with you and exposing their tendencies because we want you to succeed. We take great pride in being a team that helps players on other teams.

To: Tom Thidodeau

From: Derrick Rose

Gift: 2011 MVP

Message: One more than Jeff Teague ever gave you

To: The NBA

From: The Toronto Raptors

Gift: A map

Message: Since you can’t seem to find us on your television schedule

To: Marcin Gortat

From: John Wall

Gift: A spoon

Message: Shut up

To: Other General Managers

From: Chris Wallace

Gift: 19-5-5

Message: Please send back a first-round pick and a young player. If you send back anything less, the gift will expire and cost me millions.

To: Isaiah Thomas

From: Kyrie Irving

Gift: Nothing

Message: The true gift is the appreciation

To: Kevin Durant

From: Not Kevin Durant

Gift: A giant teddy bear

Message: You are loved. Don’t let anyone tell you that you aren’t loved and that you aren’t the best. You are the best.

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To: The Rivers Family

From: Blake Griffin

Gift: Andre Drummond

Message: Behind you