Which NHL mascot would you want with you in a bar fight?
By Dane Quinn
27. Victor E. Green (Dallas Stars)
Victor E. Green is another fun-loving mascot in the National Hockey League. This Sesame Street-like creature has two hockey sticks coming out of the top his head. The sticks are used as antenna to communicate with his kind in space.
According to NHL.com, Victor E. Green despises the color blue. This is very important, because if a bar fight breaks out in the city of St. Louis or a college campus in the state of North Carolina, Victor E. Green would be the No. 1 mascot you should call. He would also be a great mascot to have your back if a fight occurs at a Rangers home game. When Victor E. Green sees the color blue, he immediately sees red.
The big green monster has many similar traits of another famous sports mascot. It wouldn’t surprise anyone if it was revealed that Victor and the Phillie Phanatic share DNA. If they are related, they both consider themselves “lovers” over “fighters”.
In conclusion, if the man or woman who wants to fight is wearing blue, Victor E. Green is the creature to call. You should definitely give Victor E. a ring if the No. 26 mascot starts trouble. Other than that, he’s better off in Dallas riding the Zamboni during intermission.