30 NFL predictions guaranteed to come true or your money back
I guarantee all of these NFL predictions will come true because I’ve been to the future and you won’t believe how nuts this season is about to get.
Cleveland might be the most fun team to watch with Baker Mayfield, Odell Beckham, Jarvis Landry, David Njoku, Nick Chubb and Myles Garrett. What an exciting time to be a Browns fan.
Houston mortgaged their future in the Laremy Tunsil trade so they better get to the AFC Championship Game at the least. Deshaun Watson, J.J. Watt and DeAndre Hopkins are All-Pro’s but does anyone believe Bill O’Brien can coach them to a playoff win?
Indianapolis will miss Andrew Luck as much as you’d miss air conditioning in the summer (and spring and fall). The Colts aren’t Super Bowl contenders without him but don’t rule out Jacoby Brissett having them in position for a playoff berth in December.
Christian McCaffrey will rush for 1,000 yards and have 1,000 receiving yards and finishes as the No. 1 fantasy football scorer among non-quarterbacks. It won’t help the Carolina Panthers though who miss the playoffs.
Arizona won’t draft a quarterback in the first round for the third year in a row. No. 1 pick Kyler Murray has some good games, some bad games and inspires 5-foot-10 people everywhere.
Green Bay realizes their problems extend beyond Mike McCarthy. The marriage between Aaron Rodgers and Matt LaFleur should last longer than a Kardashian wedding but could prove just as dramatic.
Oakland will be a better team than last year but Raiders receiver Antonio Brown will have more high-profile incidents than the team has wins.
Baltimore won’t return to the playoffs but Lamar Jackson might lead the NFL in the most “wow” moments as he continues to develop as a second-year quarterback.
Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz looks like the player he did before the ACL injury and leads Philadelphia to another NFC East title.
Atlanta has the best wide receiver trio in the NFL with Julio Jones, Calvin Ridley and Mohamed Sanu. The trio combines for 3,000 yards and 30 touchdowns.
Russell Wilson finds a way to drag the Seahawks offense to the playoffs again and wins his first NFL MVP.
Saints fans will be heartbroken after another blown call by officials or an otherwise fluke occurrence end their season.
A team that finished in last place last year will make the playoffs. It happens all the time. This year’s best candidate is the Jacksonville Jaguars who went 5-11 last year. Now, Nick Foles is in town and Blake Bortles is long gone so look for them to make noise in the AFC South.
Roquan Smith is the Bears next All-Pro middle linebacker.
Ezekiel Elliott lives up to his record-breaking new contract and leads the NFL in rushing for a second straight year.
Unless you want to end up moving in with your parents or never being able to move out of your parents, you won’t gamble on any NFL games.
Patrick Mahomes will throw 49 touchdowns and the Chiefs will lose in the AFC Championship Game in overtime after losing the coin toss.
Everyone wants the overtime rules changed.
Rob Gronkowski will have more stories written about whether he will come back to the Patriots for the playoffs. Gronk stays retired and finds the joy in life he was without at the end of his career.
Bruce Arians wins Coach of the Year after producing a career year for Jameis Winston. The former No. 1 pick signs a long-term extension to remain with the Buccaneers and Arians.
Olivier Vernon, not Odell Beckham Jr. is the best offseason acquisition for the Browns. Opposite Myles Garrett, Vernon records 12 sacks and helps Cleveland get a Wild Card berth.
Washington second-year running back Derrius Guice is the breakout back of the NFL and finishes among the top five rushing leaders.
Los Angeles Rams and Chargers each win more games than USC and UCLA win combined.
Cincinnati Bengals trade AJ Green and embrace the Tank for Tua.
Hall of Fame quarterbacks: There are at least 10 active quarterbacks who will end up in the Hall of Fame. Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Aaron Rodgers, Ben Roethlisberger, Philip Rivers, Russell Wilson, Cam Newton, Eli Manning, Matt Ryan, Patrick Mahomes.
Amari Cooper is the next Cowboys player to sign an extension as Dak Prescott will have to wait as his teammates all get their deals done.
Melvin Gordon is going to hold out until Week 10 when he has to report to accrue a year toward free agency. The Chargers won’t miss him with Austin Ekeler and Justin Jackson making up for his loss of production.
Patriots make their tenth Super Bowl in the Bill Belichick-Tom Brady era.
Super Bowl champion revealed by reading the first letter of each prediction from beginning to end.