Yankees fan trades inflatable trash can for an ice cold beer (Video)

This New York Yankees fan may have 99 problems in his personal life, but a beer ain’t one.

After seeing his sacred inflatable trashcan that was strictly purchased to troll the Houston Astros confiscated by uncool stadium security, this New York Yankees was rewarded by a fellow patron with an ice cold Bud Light.

It may have been an overpriced tall boy, but it had to have tasted like the nectar of the gods sent down from heaven like manna. When you live by the motto or “win or lose, we still booze,” you don’t have time to have a bad time. So in the words of noted New York legend Cosmo Kramer, “Here’s to feeling good all the time!” Enjoy that Bud Light in your 99 problems Aaron Judge jersey.

This is the viral content the internet was designed for, and we thank you for trolling efforts, sir!

New York Yankees fan gets a beer after losing his inflatable trashcan

There is only one way this could have been better. It would have involved Wade Boggs handing you an ice-cold Miller Lite tall boy in one hand and a fried chicken drumstick in the other. If that kind of New York hospitality doesn’t get you fired up for a cross-country flight, nothing will. Of all the road beers this Yankees fan has ever tried to bring with him in his life, this has to top the list.

While that poor innocent inflatable trashcan has been probably been popped into utter uselessness, you can’t spell booze without boo. It’s science we can all get behind, unlike wearing a freaking wire under your jersey like you’re an informant for the FBI in an undercover sting operation. Ultimately, suds taste better when you know you are unequivocally right on something.

We will not judge the Aaron Judge fan for his stadium exploits, as this Bud’s for you, good sir!