40+ of the greatest NBA (and NBA-adjacent) Tweets of all time

.@directv why are you trying to ruin my life and not let me watch #workaholics on comedy central? xoxo thanks

— Blake Griffin (@blakegriffin23) July 19, 2012

TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg

— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) May 27, 2015

Carmelo looks like someone who gives you riddles to solve in a Legend of Zelda N64 game pic.twitter.com/jUvcwLIfPM

— devin kharpertian (@uuords) November 8, 2014

I'm watching the History channel in the club and I'm wondering how do these people kno what's goin on on the sun..ain't nobody ever been

— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) July 31, 2010

Osama shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!

— Terry Rozier (@T_Rozzay3) May 2, 2011

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!

— Rudy Goberts putting challenge (@Hegelbon) July 25, 2014

Im trying Jennifer

— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) August 15, 2018

pic.twitter.com/SIyHJjDScR

— Paul Pierce (@paulpierce34) July 8, 2015

PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) June 13, 2012

Scarlett johanneson I will drink ur bath water...#random

— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) January 17, 2011

im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

— SHAQ (@SHAQ) August 20, 2009

@__Kingsleyy5 I didn't ask for your glazed donut face ass to root for me anyway!!!!

— Carmelo Anthony (@carmeloanthony) December 31, 2013

I'd like 2 apologize Jazz fans that were offended by my tweets. If I knew u guys had internet in Utah I would've never made those tweets.

— Vernon Maxwell (@VernonMaxwell11) March 9, 2017

I got inspired by @VicOladipo. I also texted my trainer. Here is his response... @HoopConsultants pic.twitter.com/Wgo1p0dmh1

— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) May 1, 2018

Joel told me that @samhinkie IS BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU @AlVic40117560 #BurnerAccount

— Joel “Troel” Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) May 30, 2018

U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!

— LeBron James (@KingJames) September 23, 2017

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

— Blake Griffin (@blakegriffin23) August 15, 2011

Expectations vs reality pic.twitter.com/z4lM6gMYRZ

— Justin Rowan (@Cavsanada) February 7, 2019

Can't wait till we eat the rich and turn and see Tilman Frittata alongside us with a fork and a knife.

— Mehmet Okurrrt (@Natural_OneDurr) August 27, 2020

Walt Frazier trying to rhyme "Neal" with "thrill" while a replay of Quincy Acy getting kicked in the penis plays. KNICKS BASKETBALL ON MSG

— Seth Rosenthal (@seth_rosenthal) November 3, 2014

Girl, are you Raymond Felton? Because you just let your man go straight to the hole.

— Yaya Dubin (@JADubin5) March 27, 2014

"It's all right, Smush, we'll get 'em next time."

"It's Lou, Kobe."

"Not anymore."

— Andrew Lynch (@AndrewLynch) October 29, 2015

"it's jordan clarkson time" - jordan clarkson

— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) April 23, 2018

Man Kevin really pulled out a damn telescope when they asked him how far behind the Wizards would finish this year pic.twitter.com/x0zL9A2qZL

— FearTheSword (@FearTheSword) October 7, 2015

Yeah, Robert Williams is walking to the bench and straight holding his wood. We know where he got hit. #Celtics #Bucks

— gary washburn (@GwashburnGlobe) May 1, 2022

7-0 run by #Celtics. Cavs lead 114-73. https://t.co/HxL2WgTFWq

— The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) May 20, 2017

RT @netw3rk: *Brian Shaw enters Nugs locker wearing white street shades* Hey, guys. Ready to get this practice on fleek.

— Sean (@smh122_) February 11, 2015

i can't breathe pic.twitter.com/jgy8zjey9y

— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) August 23, 2017

Well America is tanking!!! All we can do is Trust The Process...

— Joel “Troel” Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) November 9, 2016

President Donald Trump and the First Lady have tested positive for coronavirus.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) October 2, 2020

Brook Lopez, on his brother: http://t.co/6gyTDWw0cW pic.twitter.com/rKAmia4Zgx

— devin kharpertian (@uuords) November 9, 2014

Tim Duncan gonna celebrate this win by changing the batteries in his smoke alarms ahead of schedule

— Desus Nice💯 (@desusnice) June 13, 2014

The polls are closed and there's a new mayor of New York City: THE CHARLOTTE EFFING BOBCATS

— Ben Swanson (@CardboardGerald) November 6, 2013

pic.twitter.com/it8VXwbfHV

— Will Gibson (@wjcgibson) July 7, 2016

When you trying to wash the sins of mankind but LeBron wants you to stay on the perimeter pic.twitter.com/sNtldel0z5

— Justin Rowan (@Cavsanada) March 25, 2016

JR Smith has already texted Derek Fisher an eggplant emoji, then a second text reading "LOL wrong number." 45 secs later: another eggplant.

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) June 9, 2014

During timeout bit on jumbotron, #Blazers asked to name all 5 Spice Girls. Will Barton: "Is one named Cleopatra?"

— Joe Freeman (@BlazerFreeman) April 26, 2014

Kevin Love tried to defend Blatt, but the firing came in the form of a pick and roll

— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) January 22, 2016

Mark Cuban on misreporting about DeAndre Jordan: "You mean Chris Broussard? He's an idiot. I take that back. My sources say he's an idiot."

— Ben Bolch (@latbbolch) November 12, 2015

Miles Plumlee shouldn't even start in the Plumlee Family Driveway Classic.

— Noam Schiller (@noamschiller) October 26, 2013

The only way San Antonio or Miami don't win the championship is if neither team makes the finals.

— Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson) March 7, 2014

say “eye yam stew peed” 4 times fast y’all gotta try this lol somebody jus got me

— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) May 10, 2013

No tats on the right arm Strictly for buckets

— Nick Young (@NickSwagyPYoung) August 15, 2014

Taj Gibson (doesn't understand why paste special exists in the google docs spreadsheet thing but not in the word processor) continues to sit

— NBA Injury Report (@NBAInjuryR3port) March 10, 2015