Mac Jones was not having it todayĀ with New England PatriotsĀ offensiveĀ play callerĀ Matt Patricia.
There were no giggles to be had for the ole gigglemeister Mac Jones, as the New England Patriots quarterback was battery-throwing mad after Matt Patricia and the rest of the offensive coaching staff decided to call a timeout at the worst possible time.
People throw lots of things at the Patriots these days, from batteries, to snowballs, to other things Buffalo Bills fans know all too wellā¦ However, points are at a premium these days with Jones running the offense. We know that Bill Belichick runs the defense, but how can you trust a play caller who tucks a No. 2 pencil behind his ear when his play sheet is of the laminated variety?
By calling a timeout then, it denied a Jones touchdown pass to Jakobi Meyers from one yard outā¦
Clearly, Jones and Patricia are best friends by the way Jonesā body language jumps off the screen.
Jones refused to make eye contact with Patricia, as if he was Foxboroughās Medusa or the basilisk that slithers through bowels of One Patriot Place.
If Patricia is the basilisk, does that mean Bill Belichick is the Heir of Slytherin? You already knowā¦
Mac Jones is not going to invite Matt Patricia to his birthday party after this
The Patriots trailed the Las Vegas Raiders 17-3 at the half in Week 15. Yes, the game may have been on the road, but this is the same Raiders team that is led by Patriciaās quasi-offensive predecessor Josh McDaniels, the same man who lost to Jeff Saturday in his Indianapolis Coltsā interim coaching debut. Saturday would go on to blow a 33-point lead on his namesake dayā¦
Jones may have played his college football for the most distinguished Belichick disciple of all time in Alabama head coach Nick Saban, but weāre not in Tuscaloosa anymore, Dorothy. Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, are the Bills sitting atop the AFC East standings. They have Josh Allen, and the Patriots do not. This happens when youāre half awake in your Fake Evil Empireā¦
One cannot tiptoe their way through Sin City with their diamond slippers on. Pirates, Raiders if you will, will plunder such items from a dead manās chest. That dead man is the Ghost of Tom Brady, the man who made the Patriots relevant for longer than anyone, dead or alive. Naturally, Patricia has our heads spinning right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, after this latest nonsense.
Eyes can only roll into the back of your head so many times before they just get stuck like that.