Lane Kiffin takes clear shot at Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M

Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss Rebels. (Photo by Justin Ford/Getty Images)
Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss Rebels. (Photo by Justin Ford/Getty Images) /
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Ole Miss head coach Lane Kiffin knows that Chris Marshall was part of a molasses-inspired offense while playing for Jimbo Fisher at Texas A&M.

Death, taxes and Lane Kiffin never changing…

The Lane Train was back at it again in front of a microphone. The Ole Miss Rebels head coach didn’t have the nicest things to say about the offense Jimbo Fisher runs at division rival Texas A&M. It’s not exactly a Tony Bennett lose in the first round on the reg Virginia hoops crawl, but Gig ‘Em ain’t build for speed either, dawg. You need to see what Kiffin said about his new wideout…

With Chris Marshall coming over from Texas A&M, the Rebels wide receiver needs to learn how to hurry up and run.

Nobody goes at Gus Malzahn’s breakneck speed, but rate of play, rate of play, rate of play, rate of play!

Lane Kiffin throws a mustard bottle at Texas A&M’s hopelessly lethargic offense

Even though we lost The Pirate Mike Leach shortly before Christmas, his Egg Bowl compadre continues to swing his sword for both of them. Together, they were the two best quotes college football money can buy. Who knows where Mississippi ranks in education these days, but The Magnolia State was first in quotes! You can quote me on that. Or you can just trust me. Yeah, that.

The inherent pettiness that emanates out of SEC Country is chicken soup for my collective soul. It’s the world I know, where heaven lets it light shine down a day before it probably should on Saturdays. All week long, we search the interwebs for bulletin board material. Kiffin has made a career out of it, possibly even more so than what Daniel Snyder did professionally before the NFL.

I have to admit, it is kind of ironic that fast-talking Fisher runs an offense five times slower than Mike D’Antoni ever would. Seven Seconds or Less isn’t an offense, it is a lifestyle, one that Fisher is completely unaware or, until his boy Slice Bread at Bro Bible brings it to his attention. Oh yeah, Bobby Petrino is the Aggies’ offensive coordinator, so that adds a whole other level of hilarity to it.

There are a lot of things you can do in 35 seconds, such as running plays to win only five games…

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