NFL Crystal Ball: Predicting the next 10 Super Bowl winners

The New England Patriots have been crowned champions of Super Bowl XLIX, but enough with the celebration already, that’s yesterday’s news. Time to look to the future and see who will ascend to the NFL throne.

I’m not one for living in the past. You can’t change it, you can’t stay in it, all you can do is remember it. Sports in particular is loaded with fans, players and even some coaches who want to rest on the laurels of what has come before.

Hey, we don’t live there anymore. Let’s move forward.

I dusted off the ol’ crystal ball, fired up the midichlorians, contacted some of my more clairvoyant associates and even unsuccessfully asked Seth MacFarlane if I could borrow Stewie Griffin’s time machine. (That request was met with a look of utter confusion and a profanity that I prefer not to repeat.)

So now it’s prediction time, but with a bit of juice to it. I’m offering up some Super Bowl predictions.

Not one…not two…not three…not four…not five…not…Ok, you get where I’m going with this.

Let’s predict the next TEN Super Bowl champions, in order by year, and with enough grains of salt to turn Lake Michigan into an briny sea. Hey, we don’t even know where all these games are being played yet, and I’m giving you winners!

I want to see Chris Berman and Frank Caliendo try and top this.

Oh, and Dallas fans…you may want to just look away. Go make a sandwich or fire off an angry email to Tony Romo.

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