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Urban Meyer’s basement floods, God back to hating Ohio

By Jonathan Bass

Apr 18, 2015; Columbus, OH, USA; Ohio State Buckeyes head coach Urban Meyer directs warmups before the Ohio State Spring Game at Ohio Stadium. The Gray team won the game 17-14. Mandatory Credit: Greg Bartram-USA TODAY Sports
Apr 18, 2015; Columbus, OH, USA; Ohio State Buckeyes head coach Urban Meyer directs warmups before the Ohio State Spring Game at Ohio Stadium. The Gray team won the game 17-14. Mandatory Credit: Greg Bartram-USA TODAY Sports /
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Heavy rains cause flooding inside Urban Meyer’s house.

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Welp, looks like God is back to hating Ohio. First the Cavs lose in the NBA Finals, and now Urban Meyer’s house has flooded.

Things were going so well for the state, too. LeBron is back home. The Cavs K-Love. The Buckeyes stomped a mud hole in Wisconsin, Alabama and Oregon en route to Big Ten and College Football Playoff Championships. Cardale Jones is coming back to school. Zeke, Braxton, J.T. and 12 Gauge are all preseason Heisman candidates. And OSU is the preseason favorite, by a country mile, to win another natty.

Boy did things get ugly in a hurry.

Love goes down. Then Kyrie. Then LeBron and the guys are overmatched and ousted in Game 6. And now Urb’s house is underwater. Yeesh. The bottom has just fallen right out, hasn’t it? Aren’t the floods biblical or something?

What’s next? The Bucks lose a QB one week before the season? Another one goes down in the season finale? They’re forced to start a third-stringer in the postseason? Eep. Batten down the hatches.

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