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Tuscaloosa brewery’s Michael Jackson/Les Miles chalkboard mural is flat out dangerous

By Jonathan Bass

Nov 27, 2014; College Station, TX, USA; LSU Tigers head coach Les Miles on the sideline during the second quarter against the Texas A&M Aggies at Kyle Field. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports
Nov 27, 2014; College Station, TX, USA; LSU Tigers head coach Les Miles on the sideline during the second quarter against the Texas A&M Aggies at Kyle Field. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports /
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This may be the greatest drawing of Les Miles that has ever graced God’s green Earth.

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I don’t think it’s any hyperbole to call this chalkboard mural of Les Miles the greatest picture that has ever been drawn in the history of mankind. Nor is it an exaggeration to say that there will never be another mural half as good as this. Hang up the chalk; the show’s over, Johnny.

I mean, just look at that masterpiece! RAWSKILLZ is right.

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White leisure suit. White hat. Moderate V to keep the people guessing. Delectable corn dog. Baby Mike the Tiger. Perfect product placement of the Druid City Brewing logo. C’est Magnifique.

It’s probably a good thing that Michael is at rest, because he’d probably melt down knowing that some middle-aged football coach just pulled off the Thriller album cover better than he did in his prime.

If Les Miles doesn’t wear this at a Halloween press conference while giving a 20-minute history lesson about All Hallow’s Eve, then we’ve collectively failed as a society.

Sharp left turn: Counting down Les Miles’ top-five favorite Jackson songs (the definitive list; nothing is assumed).

5. Blame it on the Boogie

What’s up with the Mad Hatter’s end-of-game time management? Blame it on the boogie, baby.

4. Beat It

You wanna come into Death Valley at night? Pfft, beat it, chump. (insert LSU arrest record jokes here) 

3. I Wanna Be Where You Are

The recruiting anthem (Part I).

2. Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough

The recruiting anthem (Part II).

1. Remember the Time

Forget any clever comparisons; he just likes the music video. The part where MJ teaches MJ how to moonwalk – that’s that fire.

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