You’re The Worst power rankings: NFL GMs
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5) San Francisco 49ers – Trent Baalke
Remember when the 49ers were in the Super Bowl and a few plays short of brining the Lombardi Trophy back to San Francisco? Yeah, seems like ancient history doesn’t it?
Trent showed some really big Baalkes by casting off Jim Harbaugh, a guy who wins wherever he goes, for Jim Tomsula, a dude who wanks farts at press conferences while profusely sweating from the brow.
Great job, buddy. The Niners are an unsalvageable mess ready to break off from the West Coast of the United States and sink into the Pacific Ocean. Players have fled the franchise like it has the plague, and now Colin Kaepernick, thanks to a mixture of incompetence and a terrible contract, is out the door too.
Jesus, if you’re hanging around, stay far away from the Niners, because God and logic don’t exist within this organization. It takes a special kind of incompetence to blow up a roster that should have three Super Bowls under its belt. Instead the Seattle Seahawks and Arizona Cardinals are tap dancing atop the division, while Baalke and the Niners are trying to decide whether to suck Jared Goff into this cycle if ineptitude.