Giannis Antetokounmpo gets 100 million dollar smoothie
$100,000,000 is a lot of money. It’s not as much money as $100,000,001, but we won’t hold that against it. Hundreds of millions of dollars gives you a lot of options. You can buy a real nice house. You can custom commission a life size plush of your coach. You can send a few thousand bucks to my PayPal account. All are great options. Giannis Antetokounmpo is going with smoothies.
Friend of The Bounce Eric Buenning was tweeting out some Giannis press conference fun, and this note stood out for obvious reason. Usually when I see massive rich athlete people, I think to myself “Yeah, he’s like me.” This basically confirms that thought.
He also had some very nice, heartfelt comments about Bucks General Manager John Hammond.
This might have been the most heartfelt part of Antetokounmpo's press conference. To John Hammond: pic.twitter.com/Z044C5eSgV
— Eric Nehm (@eric_nehm) September 20, 2016
But lets focus on Smoothies. Smoothies are great. Smoothies are easier to handle
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than all the emotions I’m feeling right now. It’s hard to guess what kind of smoothie Giannis Antetokounmpo would get, but I’m a widely regarded basketball expert, so I’m going to give it a shot.
This smoothie experience is likely to take place in Milwaukee, so we have to consider locale. Dark beer and sausage do not make good smoothies, so now having considered locale we can disregard it.
The next consideration is personality. Giannis is a bubbly guy, but bubbles don’t mix well with smoothies, so we’re going ignore personality as well.
The best kind of smoothie is strawberry banana, and Giannis is The Best, so that’s probably what he will get. That was easy.
Giannis and the Milwaukee Bucks visit the Smoothie King Center to play the New Orleans Pelicans on Tuesday, November 1st.