The 15 types of people you encounter during playoff hockey
7. Mr./Mrs. Superstitious
Mr./Mrs. Superstitious is convinced that the outcome of the game is 100 percent controlled by his or her routines, clothing combinations and specific (seemingly random) quirks they’ve picked up over the years.
Team isn’t scoring? Drink your beer from your left hand. Team is down? Rally cap time. Team lost a lead? Wear your jersey inside-out. Team lost the game? Switch from the Black Neely jersey to the Chara winter classic jersey for Game 2.
“Honey! I moved to the chair from the couch and Marchand scored two goals in the last five minutes!”
Team scored twice while you were standing up? Stand up for the rest of the series.
Admittedly, I am describing myself here. Sports superstition is real, though. What we all collectively do in our houses wills our team to victory. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you aren’t contributing to your team’s success. You are as much a part of the game as each and every player out there playing. They need us as much as we need them.