5 signs that you might be playing too much Fortnite
All of your great dance moves have been replaced with Fortnite dances
Let’s set the scene. You’re out at the bar with your friends when you see someone really cute on the dance floor. You walk up to them and they start dancing with you. Your brain immediately goes to the emote wheel, and you can’t decide if you want to break out “Orange Justice” or the “Best Friends Dance.”
You’ll lose the person you’re trying to dance with, but you’ll gain three new friends who run up to you and join you in the Fortnite dance. Everyone knows that squad is more fun than duo so this is a win!
You are definitely not the only one doing this. There are countless videos of people online doing Fortnite dances. Including your favorite athletes. Here is Xander Bogaerts giving the Tampa Bay Rays a “take the L” dance after he hit a double:
Fortnite continues to pump out these dances faster than we can learn them. Expect to see even more of these in the future, especially as Epic Games seems to be making popular viral dances the target of their new additions.
Is this a problem?
No! Of course not! Let’s be honest, your dance moves were trash before Fortnite. Now they are still trash, but at least there will be 20 other people in the club that will laugh when you are “jubilating” on a speaker or when you bust out the “wiggle” dance on the d-floor.
Own it. Fortnite dances in the club look awesome.