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Kelsey Grace Pfeifer

Joined: Jun 20, 2018

Former elite waterskier and Division 1 athlete. Now I live in LA where they seem to be okay with my annoying midwestern politeness and hockey obsession.

WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 30: Michal Kempny #6 of the Washington Capitals celebrates with Andre Burakovsky #65 after scoring a second period goal against the Carolina Hurricanes at Capital One Arena on March 30, 2018 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)

Capitals have a Andre Burakovsky problem, and that’s a good thing

ANAHEIM, CA - APRIL 14: Hampus Lindholm #47, Jakob Silfverberg #33 and Brandon Montour #26 of the Anaheim Ducks celebrate a goal during the second period in Game Two of the Western Conference First Round during the 2018 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs at Honda Center on April 14, 2018 in Anaheim, California. (Photo by Sean M. Haffey/Getty Images)

Anaheim’s Defense is the West’s best kept secret

LAS VEGAS, NV - JUNE 07: Washington Capitals Right Wing Tom Wilson (43) is held back by the ref after trying to go after a Golden Knights player during game 5 of the Stanley Cup Final between the Washington Capitals and the Las Vegas Golden Knights on June 07, 2018 at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, NV. (Photo by Chris Williams/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

Tom Wilson’s suspension should spark controversy over the Austin Watson call

LAS VEGAS, NV - JUNE 07: Washington Capitals Right Wing Tom Wilson (43) is held back by the ref after trying to go after a Golden Knights player during game 5 of the Stanley Cup Final between the Washington Capitals and the Las Vegas Golden Knights on June 07, 2018 at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, NV. (Photo by Chris Williams/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

Do the Washington Capitals even need Tom Wilson?

STOCKHOLM, SWE - NOVEMBER 8: Pierre Dorion, general manager of the Ottawa Senators, answers questions during media availability on November 8, 2017 in Stockholm, Sweden. (Photo by Andre Ringuette/NHLI via Getty Images)

The Senators GM’s hilarious answer spells fear for all Sens fans

BOSTON - MARCH 10: A fan wearing a Zdeno Chara jersey reacts to a Bruins comeback against the Chicago Blackhawks at TD Garden in Boston on March 10, 2018. Perhaps more than in any other sport, stylish game jerseys dominate the stands at hockey games. Patrice Bergeron jerseys are the top sellers in the Bruins Pro Shop this year, followed by Charlie McAvoy, David Pastrnak, and Brad Marchand jerseys. (Photo by Stan Grossfeld/The Boston Globe via Getty Images)

Das ist gut, Jägermeister is now the ‘official shot’ of the NHL

Photo by Scott Taetsch/Getty Images

Oshie’s antics continue with some Cap’n Crunch out of the Cup

LAS VEGAS, NV - JUNE 07: Brooks Orpik #44 and Alex Ovechkin #8 of the Washington Capitals pose with the Stanley Cup in celebration after their team defeated the Vegas Golden Knights 4-3 in Game Five of the 2018 NHL Stanley Cup Final at the T-Mobile Arena on June 7, 2018 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

Batya’s back! Brooks Orpik signs a one-year contract with Capitals

LAS VEGAS, NV - JUNE 07: Jakub Vrana #13 of the Washington Capitals scores a goal against Marc-Andre Fleury #29 of the Vegas Golden Knights during the second period in Game Five of the Stanley Cup Final during the 2018 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs at T-Mobile Arena on June 7, 2018 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Jeff Bottari/NHLI via Getty Images)

Jakub Vrana is the man to follow (on Instagram) during the offseason

WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 9: Andre Burakovsky of the Washington Capitals looks on in the second period against the Vancouver Canucks at Capital One Arena on January 9, 2018 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)

Bringing the Stanley Cup to Mälmo is a dream for both Burakovskys

ST. PAUL, MN - MARCH 29: Tyler Seguin #91 of the Dallas Stars skates against the Minnesota Wild during the game at the Xcel Energy Center on March 29, 2018 in St. Paul, Minnesota. (Photo by Bruce Kluckhohn/NHLI via Getty Images)

Everything you need to know about the NHLPA Golf Classic 2018

TORONTO, ON - MARCH 10: William Nylander

Maple Leafs want John Tavares? They need to trade William Nylander

LAS VEGAS, NV - JUNE 07: Alex Ovechkin #8 of the Washington Capitals celebrates with the Stanley Cup after his team defeated the Vegas Golden Knights 4-3 in Game Five of the 2018 NHL Stanley Cup Final at T-Mobile Arena on June 7, 2018 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The Capitals won the series four games to one. (Photo by Patrick McDermott/NHLI via Getty Images)

New Capitals coach Todd Reirden hungry to prove himself

WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 30: Michal Kempny #6 of the Washington Capitals celebrates with Andre Burakovsky #65 after scoring a second period goal against the Carolina Hurricanes at Capital One Arena on March 30, 2018 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)

He’s back! Michal Kempny is staying with the Capitals

SAN JOSE, CA - MAY 2: Evander Kane #9 of the San Jose Sharks skates in Game Four of the Western Conference Second Round against the Vegas Golden Knights during the 2018 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs at SAP Center on May 2, 2018 in San Jose, California. (Photo by Don Smith/NHLI via Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Evander Kane

What the San Jose Sharks mean to Evander Kane

COLUMBUS, OH - APRIL 19: Columbus Blue Jackets left wing Artemi Panarin (9) looks on after a missed shot during game 4 in the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs at Nationwide Arena in Columbus, Ohio on April 19, 2018. (Photo by Adam Lacy/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

5 moves the Blue Jackets can make to get back to the playoffs