Who would Henry Ellenson bring to a street fight?
Look at that image up top. You can tell- you just know that Henry Ellenson can handle himself in a street fight. He probably chooses Dhalsim and spams Yoga Flame. It’s effective and horrible. Blanka wouldn’t have a chance with his spinny cannonball attack and stationary lightning discharge. And if the reports on the state of the water at the Olympics have taught us anything, it probably wasn’t a plane crash that turned him green and electric. Ha. Ha ha. That was a mean thing to say. My point is that street fights are for tough dudes. Like Henry Ellenson.
Luckily street fights have a buddy system, I think.
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Henry Ellenson got to give his response on who he’d take along if physically accosted by Sagat during Reddit AMA with the 2016-2017 NBA Rookie Class.
His picks? Andre Drummond and Stanley Johnson. These are strong choices, especially considering he was limited to Pistons players only. I think this is one of those Detroit Vs. Everybody things.
Let’s analyze: Andre Drummond is tall and athletic. That means long reach and the potential for rapid, strong contact. I feel he could land one good punch and lay a man out. Stanley Johnson is, as Henry Ellenson put it, all muscle. I feel like he could be a guy to take punishment but still stay engaged in the fight. I picture him as an angry boulder.
However, I’d throw a couple other Pistons in there. Ish Smith is only 6’0″ which I feel gives him Simpsons Little Guy potential. A season in Philly will give a man a lot of frustrated energy to work out.
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Also: Boban. This takes less analysis and moreso just knowledge of the fact that when it comes to Boban all roads lead inexorably to death.