Who would Henry Ellenson bring to a street fight?

Jun 23, 2016; New York, NY, USA; Henry Ellenson (Marquette) is interviewed after being selected as the number eighteen overall pick to the Detroit Pistons in the first round of the 2016 NBA Draft at Barclays Center. Mandatory Credit: Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports
Jun 23, 2016; New York, NY, USA; Henry Ellenson (Marquette) is interviewed after being selected as the number eighteen overall pick to the Detroit Pistons in the first round of the 2016 NBA Draft at Barclays Center. Mandatory Credit: Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports /
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Look at that image up top. You can tell- you just know that Henry Ellenson can handle himself in a street fight. He probably chooses Dhalsim and spams Yoga Flame. It’s effective and horrible. Blanka wouldn’t have a chance with his spinny cannonball attack and stationary lightning discharge. And if the reports on the state of the water at the Olympics have taught us anything, it probably wasn’t a plane crash that turned him green and electric. Ha. Ha ha. That was a mean thing to say. My point is that street fights are for tough dudes. Like Henry Ellenson.

Luckily street fights have a buddy system, I think.

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Henry Ellenson got to give his response on who he’d take along if physically accosted by Sagat during Reddit AMA with the 2016-2017 NBA Rookie Class.

His picks? Andre Drummond and Stanley Johnson. These are strong choices, especially considering he was limited to Pistons players only. I think this is one of those Detroit Vs. Everybody things.

Let’s analyze: Andre Drummond is tall and athletic. That means long reach and the potential for rapid, strong contact. I feel he could land one good punch and lay a man out. Stanley Johnson is, as Henry Ellenson put it, all muscle. I feel like he could be a guy to take punishment but still stay engaged in the fight. I picture him as an angry boulder.

However, I’d throw a couple other Pistons in there. Ish Smith is only 6’0″ which I feel gives him Simpsons Little Guy potential. A season in Philly will give a man a lot of frustrated energy to work out.

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Also: Boban. This takes less analysis and moreso just knowledge of the fact that when it comes to Boban all roads lead inexorably to death.